Friday, October 15, 2004

Bush's Multiple Personality Disorder

The most important thing to know when dealing with Republican rhetoric is this: Every accusation is a confession. I've never known this simple rule to fail. They always attack other people most violently on issues where they themselves are most vulnerable.

This has been proved, once again, by the debates. After months of calling Kerry a "flip-flopper" who lacked "conviction," they had the gumption to thrust onstage a squeaky weathervane of a president...a fluttering windsock who changed not just his opinions and policies ("You can't trust Canadian drugs, and I'm working to get flu vaccines from Canada") but his entire personality from one debate to the next. And all the while, Kerry was...Kerry. While Bush tried on different faces and different styles depending on how he got reviewed in the previous debate, Kerry was consistently himself.

Ya gotta wonder where a psychologically delving wunderkind like Lowell Ponte stands on Bush's multiple makeovers. Here's what he had to say about Gore back in 2002, in an article for FrontPage:

Like a poster boy for Multiple Personality Disorder, Mr. Gore manifested an entirely different personality in each of those three debates.

His bizarre, schizophrenic "Three Faces of Al" performance left voters confused and wary, and turned what should have been an easy Gore election victory into ignominious defeat.
(If winning the popular vote by 500,000 counts as an "ignominious defeat," what would Ponte call Bush losing in 2004 by, say, a couple million votes? "Cheating," is my educated guess.)

Anyway, it's conventional wisdom that Gore lost in 2000 because he "tried out a different personality at each debate." But this year's race, oddly enough, has turned the conventional wisdom on its head.

I hold these truths to be self-evident: Bush has an unstable personality that changes with the political winds, and he couldn't seem to avoid telling colossal and avoidable lies at each debate. But babbling dishonesty and 180-degree personality changes are not the moral outrage they used to be. The courage the media had in 2000 - when they bravely checked the titanic rampages of the archfiend Al Gore, displaying a selfless disregard for their personal safety - seems to have evaporated in the face of a spittle-flecked pipsqueak with a fake Texas drawl, who can't make up his mind whether he's happy, angry, or catatonic, and who'd lie for fifty cents even if he could get a buck for telling the truth.

8 comments:

echidne said...

Happy housewarming for your new blog!
It's a good psychological theory that the Bushies accuse others of what they fear they really are themselves. Just like the fundies accuse others of all sorts of sexual 'crimes' which they'd like to do themselves. That's my belief, anyway.

How's this for glamor? My divine blessings to you and your blog.
Echidne of the snakes

pie said...

Anyway, it's conventional wisdom that Gore lost in 2000 because he "tried out a different personality at each debate." But this year's race, oddly enough, has turned the conventional wisdom on its head.Yeah, they're sure to come up with a new batch of *conventional wisdom*. I refuse to listen to them unless they say something wise.

Stupid morons. I can't wait to hear what they have to say when Kerry kicks Bush's ass back to Texas.

I'll bet they'll hype it as the victory of the century.

Yeah, this century.

Phila said...

Wow...I'm honored! Thanks a million!

Anonymous said...

...what would Ponte call Bush losing in 2004 by, say, a couple million votes? "Cheating," is my educated guess.

I can not wait to hear Sean Hannity et al saying, "You have to support President Kerry in a time of war- even when you disagree with him because afterall he is the President."

I'm not going to hold my breath though.

- James (who was too lazy to register)

Anonymous said...

wow, phila, you've been busy setting up housekeeping whilst we were unawares. Nice blog, next time i'll bring a bottle o' wine!

Anonymous said...

The three faces of Chimpy? That sounds like a winning slogan to me. Let's steal it! We can use an image like this. See no truth, hear no truth, speak no truth.

Anonymous said...

Registration is a major pain. Not that anyone else cares.

We'll see if I can use HTML tags successfully:

I hold these truths to be self-evident: and, fortunately, so do more and more of the electorate. Self-evident, at least, once they were able to get Shrub out from behind the potted plants of the WH Press Corps and nakedly before TV cameras, where he could neither run nor hide.

And clearly wanted to do both.

--Rmj

London Brookwell said...

I don't know but my brother was recently diagnosed with multiple personality disorder and it scares me so much for him and his future, it's not a joke. I've looked around, I found a site with some good information about multiple personality disorder but I'm trying to find more reliable sources as well to add to my knowledge of the disorder.