Sadly, No has done a fair and thorough job of assessing possible replacements for disgraced conservative blogger Ben Domenech.
But I think the job should - nay, must - go to this provocative new talent discovered by Overheard in New York:
Old woman: "Free"? Nothing's free around here! That's what's wrong with you immigrants, always looking for something for free!
Businessman lady: I said "sweet", not "free".
Old woman: I know what you meant!