And Your Wife

As you all know by now, Michelle Obama was caught red-handed appearing to express something along the lines of the hate-filled rhetoric we would've heard on the infamous "whitey tape" if its owner hadn't joined Vince Foster in the Valhalla of political martyrdom.

While there's some doubt as to what she said, there's no doubt at all about who said it; if she wasn't insulting the flag (or "dissin' it," as Teh Blacks say), why were her lips moving? If she didn't intend to sully this most hallowed of days with her malign presence, why did she show up?

Intruders. There's no other word for Hussein and Moochelle, except for the one I'm thinking constantly, but can't quite bring myself to say. Yet.

In other news, here's the latest track from the Heatless.