Thursday, February 09, 2006

Smart Boy Wanted

Jonah Goldberg, like his Biblical namesake, is trapped in the belly of a whale...the unhappy result of wedging himself elbows-deep up his own ass. Here's his latest epiphany, occasioned by the Muslim "cartoon riots":

Muslim, and particularly Arab, governments have a vested interest in stirring up this sort of thing because it distracts from their own corrupt regimes. And the Muslim "street" seems to fall for it every time.
At the risk of repeating myself: There's a War on Christmas. Liberals want to ban the Bible. Giving equal rights to gays will result in legalized bestiality. Bush will protect us from manimals. And Terri Schiavo was murdered by the ACLU, as part of its plan to bring back "the pagan death culture of pre-Christian Rome."

1 comment:

Mark B. from Austin TX said...

Like they say, sometimes even a blind pig finds an acorn, although having figured out that is what Saudi Arabia is up to, Jonah is just too dumb to figure out the exact congruence to the Bush regime's tactics of mass distraction.