George W. Bush: Keepin' It Real for His Homeys

The Preznit blows minds (and triggers epileptic fits) with his totally, like...you know...total awesomeness:

"Amid strobe lights and swirling smoke, Bush's campaign bus drove into a darkened sports arena in Sunshine, Fla., depositing the president on stage with red-white-and-blue lights flickering across a crowd of 10,000 supporters."

Personally, I'd like to know the frequency of the strobe lights, and the chemical constituents of the "swirling smoke."